Did I mention the headache?

After many drinks, a beef sandwich (why the hell is it called a sandwich, there's no sand at all in there!), and watching sxephil on YouTube, as well as being bitter over last night's events, I find myself unable to spell  or comprehend anything.

I keep pressing Cmd + S to save the blog so  nothing is lost, yet it's written in a browser, negating such actions.

Furthermore, life looks from the perspective of the D00m 3 engine, but with motion blur. I don't know why, but this computer screen is inordinately crisp, yet as I look around the world becomes  blurrier for a moment.

Worry not, there will  be a real blog soon.