Welcome to the worst place in the fucking universe. If you consider the former swearing unnecessary, don't read on.
Welcome to the friend zone. You bought a ticket to happiness in Hawaii, but the plane diverted to Bhagdad. Furthermore, I got nuclear-shitting-bombed. FUCK.
Welcome to the fucking staff room. It's like the Apocalypse, but Tesco happens to be far worse then getting stabbed in the dick by an imp with a pitchfork.
Welcome to the angry zone. It's not my doing, but some idiocy is just out of my hands.
I'm a very angry man who can't get out of the friend zone with someone working at the worst place in the fucking universe: Tesco.
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